Thursday, November 29, 2012

EXPOSE the MEDIA CAMPAIGN

ON PRAKASH PARV:

To & For,

My dear KalpeshYsachin,

Mr. Kalpesh Yagnik is that national editor of DAINIK BHASKAR newspaper group who got so irritated/defused/confused/sick with my continuous and candid feedback on his articles published in Dainik Bhaskar that he has blocked my e-mails to reach him through kalpeshy@hotmail.com. He has gone out of his mind, i believe, because he didn't expect a good for nothing mere reader will critically analyse his articles and thereby his limited vision. It seems that these hierarchy authorities just expect and accept praising mails or feedback. Or else as a humble human being he must have at least responded to one of my observation. 
Right...??

May be high-handed, so called successful people suffer with this egoistic attitude to not to respond even once to COMMON READERS like me. Probably, they trust that we readers have no right to send critical analysis or feedback to their kind of superstar personalities. They forget that it is because of our readership and liking that they reached the status that they enjoy so thanklessly today. They easily forget that they too were just a common man like us some time ago.

These so called reporters of print or electronic media run a lot of 'sting operations' to earn their good guy position or status in the society but then my simple query is why can't they themselves face the same inquiry against their real intentions behind the scene.

Why not we readers start an EXPOSE the MEDIA CAMPAIGN against a media which considers itself much more powerful than anyone else on this universe including GOD...!!

How..??

By sending my those messages which i have blogged on MAN IS BAD KASE - manisbadkase.blogspot.com, published on my facebook account wall, shared on my twitter account by the name of manish badkas to the following e-mail addresses

  1. kalpeshy@hotmail.com
  2. jpchowksey@yahoo.in
  3. raghu@mp.bhaskarnet.com
  4. dr.yatish@yahoo.com
  5. dr.vaidik@gmail.com
  6. editor@mp.bhaskarnet.com 
Of course, you do that only if you choose to do that after listening to the voice of your conscience. Of course you do that once you really believe that my messages and their intention is not to trouble someone or to insult someone but are appropriate enough to humanly point out at the truth that exists as a light within all of us.


Can you help me..??
pleeeeez do help me....i need it !!  

Do whatever your inner voice of conscience guides you to do. After all, its your choice and you are free to choose what you want/unwanted, like/dislike, love/hate, etc. etc. etc.....isn't it...???

but,

your wishes, your desires, your actions, your reactions, your responses, your feedback, your comments, etc. etc. etc. need to come from your positive energy of COMPASSIONATE LOVE & not from negative vibe of DISPASSIONATE LUST.

LIGHTEN THEM PURELY & GODLY ON THIS PRAKASH PARV.

God bless you :-)  

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

Read this article only if you have COMMON SENSE


LIFE of PI is a must must must watch film in its superb 3D version.
It can certainly help us in observing at least a glimpse of THE UNKNOWN NETWORK of THE UNTHINKABLE, THE UNKNOWABLE OMNIPOTENT, OMNIPRESENT, OMNISCIENT GOD
OR
is it GODLINESS...???
yes...
our knowledge, our IQ, our intellect, our success, our stardom, our fame, our bachelor or master's degrees, our richness etc etc etc is not gonna help us enjoy the LIFE of PI
but...but...but...,
our heartfelt innocence, our soulful love, our common sense and our wisdom and that too if GOD is willing, might help us...
Try it.

That brings me to the topic of COMMON SENSE too...

Considering the army of in numerous non-sensible or insensible people that we come across in our dates err...day to day lives and very well knowing the huge presence of an irresponsible society full of intellectually selfish cowards who purposefully keep quiet by intelligently terming their mum as some kind of 'spiritual state of silence' to gain some status from this very society are, in fact, the most selfish individuals alive on planet Earth.

I say so because i trust that 'silence of a well balanced, highly responsible because of his current successful status in this society, good/god man is much much more unbalancing in nature than words of a imbalanced, irresponsibly talkative MAN IS BAD KASE like me.'

Right naa...??

Common sense is not at all a gift, my dear buddy...

Yup...it is a grave punishment, because one with common sense has to deal with everyone, every moment of his life with people who do not have it.

Try to make people with less or miniscule percentage of common sense in their daily attitude or daily habits and you will know why i call it a 'grave punishment'. Trust me, first they will ignore you & your words of wisdom. Secondly, they will try to ridicule you along with the big lobby that they have in their support as partners of dime. Thirdly, they will start fighting with you if you still do not stop or keep quiet. Lastly, the truth wins - satya mev jayte as indian currency legitimately mentions below 'Ashok Stambh' which Amir Khan's Tv show recently rejuvenated in our hearts.

...but...but...but,

This article is not at all about you, me, people, their IQ percentage or grave punishment that speakers has to suffer with. Its about meditatively balancing the HORMONAL IMBALANCE of MOTHER NATURE by consciously living in NOW & HERE with CHOICE-LESS AWARENESS.

Oshoites might get the point i am insensibly trying to make but to the rest i can just request to understand the message that i explicitly try to convey through my enormous text messages, e-mails, blogs, facebook walls.

I can just hope that they do because as someone rightly said, " KNOWLEDGE CAN BE GIVEN BUT WISDOM CANNOT BE GIVEN."
I say ditto is with COMMON SENSE too.

Ooooops...!!   
Man is bad case....isnt it?


Monday, November 26, 2012

परदे में रहने दो...

परदे में रहने दो
पर्दा ना उठाओ
पर्दा जो खुल गया तो 

आप वो समझें जो आपको सुकून दे जाए
हम वो कहते/करते हैं जो हमको रास आये 
झगडा फिर किस बात का है 'बेदार'
यादें महबूब की चाहे हमें हंसाये या फिर रुलाये ..??

आंसू आनंद के हों या हो फिर गम के 
वो आशिक ही कैसा 
जो रोये दूसरों को परवरदिगार, गुनाहगार या कसूरवार समझ के ..??

तुम चाहे जितने बन सकें लगा सकते हो यारों 
मुझ नाचीज पर अपनी अक्ल लगाकर तरह-तरह के तमगे 
कोई फर्क नहीं पड़ता चाहे फिर गोरे हों या काले हों वे तमगे ...

वैसे भी सिर्फ मेरे बोल, 
मेरी वाणी या मेरे अंदाज को सबकुछ मानकर पेश किये गए हैं वे तमगे ...

जान लो मुझसे ही तुम ये आज 
की 
सुकून मेरे अल्फाजों में नहीं 
एक नश्तर सा एहसास है 
चुभती है मेरी वाणी सदा से लोगों को यूँ ही 
वैसे एक दिलवाले कान की हमको भी 
सदा से ही रही तलाश है ...

जाने कब के चुप हो जाते हम बेदर्दी कसम से 
शुक्राने आपके !!
के वो बर्दाश्त-इ-हुनर आप सब सबुरी वाले लोगों के पास है ...

कल्पेश याग्निक जी की परिभाषा के अनुसार तो 
खुदाया !!
खुदा भी गलत, खुदाई भी ग़मगीन 
और खुदाया, खुदी तो खैर है ही नमकीन 
परदे में जो रख छोड़ा है
 खुदा ने सबकुछ !!??!!
न कभी कहा खुदा ने खुलकर की "वो है"
और न ही कभी वो इतराया 'दीनिक भास्कर" की तरह ये कहकर की 'हमने किया'   

ग़ालिब तुझे हम वाली ही समझते 
गर ना तू बदखार होता 
की किस बेखुदी में ना खोलकर भी 
खोल गए तुम ये राज़ की;
कह सके कौन
 की ये जल्वागिरी किसकी है
   पर्दा रख छोड़ा है वो उसने 
     उठाये ना बने ...   

Thursday, November 22, 2012

पापी का नहीं पाप का अंत करो...

किसी कि मौत की इच्छा करते हुए देशवासियों का परोपकारी दिल तो जाने कब का दैनिक भास्करी तोप और ताप के चलते मर ही चूका है ।


True lovers do not rule upon others or their will. They do not either wish or demand death sentence for someone even if that someone is guilty of a barbarian behaviour at some point of time. They just compassionately keep on doing human efforts to transform the negative energy, understanding, thinking or belief into a soulful positive ray, love, behaviour or trust.

Death, for true lovers is not the only way to stop criminals from committing anymore crimes. Fear, for them is not the ultimate option to bring peace too. Death of a terrorist, naxalist or a criminal is not some kind of an end of terrorism, naxalism or criminalism. True lovers do not consider death as some kind of immortal punishment for anyone. Death, for true lovers is like a start of a spiritual life which allows heir spirit to live with God in His supreme presence and guidance.

The art of living meditatively in NOW & HERE is not by getting prejudiced with their own beliefs. Neither it is in considering, labelling or terming WHITE keys of a PIANO LIFE as "Happy Moments" & BLACK keys of PIANO LIFE as "Sad Moments". It is possible only by living every moment & accepting every moment 'as it is' or 'as it happens'.

God lovers or Godly musicians do not choose keys with prejudiced or closed mind. They choose those black or white keys or notes which perfectly suits to be chosen by them at that point of TIME. That is how they create a harmonical or musical LIFE.

My dear Kalpesh Yagnik ji in his today's front page editorial shrewdly terms hanging Azmal Kasaab till death as a much awaited justice done against the barbaric crime that Kasaab did commit.

Justice for whom..??

For those who got barbarically killed that day..??

For their surviving families..??

For Kasaab & his family who kept on asking forgiveness and urged for one last chance from God & us till the last moment of his death..??

or

For us who are celeberating a criminal's death as if we all are so pure & sacred that we have not committed, are not committing & will never committ any crime whatsoever in our life..??

A crime is a crime whether its killing, raping, bribing, getting bribed, breaking traffic or signal rules, or doing anything against the law of God or the constitution of India. No matter how big or small it is - it deserves punishment.

Are we prepared to call ourself innocent OR are we ready to face the punishment of being guilty..??

Kalpesh ji foolishly supports the killing of a criminal instead of killing his crime or criminal nature. His partial genius purposefully ignores the most pertinent question of all time as to

"HOW DOES AN INNOCENT HUMAN BEING TRANSFORMS INTO A DEADLY CRIMINAL, TERRORIST, NAXALIST..?? "


"WHAT KIND OF A SOCIETY HAVE WE CREATED..??"


May be in today's India intellectual views of a NATIONAL EDITOR of the HIGHEST SELLING & BIGGEST NEWSPAPER of India is much more valuable than the compassionate & loving expressions of THE FATHER OF THE NATION who empathetically once said :
 
पापी का नहीं पाप का अंत करो...   right....??

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

मन इश बद केस ;-)

This is in reference to the funny statement made by none other but Shri Shyamdas ji who ironically happens to be a so called Mahamandleshwar at Jabalpur. He lost his cool and urged youth to spit on Ram Jethmalaani's face to insult him and punish him for calling Ramji as a bad husband for discarding pregnant Seeta ji out of his palace life. Rama did this because of a stupid public opinion questioning Seeta ji's sacredness during her stay in Lanka.
This news was published on front page of dainik bhaskar newspaper on 14th November, 2012. To me seems like an adult celeberated "Children's Day" by himself getting childish.



एक श्याम एक राम के मुँह पर थूकवाना चाह  रहा है
खुद के नापाक मंसूबे को पूरा करने हेतु 
एक श्याम का दास
कुछ मासूमों को इनाम का लालच दे उकसाना चाह रहा है
कहता है वो नादान की
राम पर थूकने में कोई हिंसा नहीं 
बरगला के हमें वो 
खुद अपने ही महामंडलेश्वर पद की असल औकात दिखा रहा है 
बुरे पति को बुरा कहना पाप ही है अगर 
तो कोई समझाए हमें की 
एक श्याम क्यूँकर हम अर्जुनो को युद्ध करना सीखा रहा है
फिर जब रामजी ने ही एक धोबी तक को कोई सजा न दी
उसकी असुरी जिन्ह्वा काटकर
तो ये तथाकथित श्यामदास कौन ऐलान जारी करने वाला
इस मूर्खाधिपति को महामंडलेश्वर बनाया किसने ..?? 
और हाँ ...
तुम भी आज सम्पूर्ण तथ्यों को बाखूबी जान लो 
ओ माय डिअर मिस्टर जेठ_मालानी !!
की एक मर्यादा पुरुशोताम राम विष्णु का अवतार होते हुए भी 
नेकी-बदी से परिपूर्ण महज एक आदम होने का सामाजिक दायित्व निभा रहा है ...
किसी सुनंदा की किसी नरेन्द्र मोदी की तरह 
कोडियों से कीमत आंकने के लिए नहीं हुआ था ये कृत्य 
बल्कि एक सीता के असल शशित्व के दर्शन 
एक लोलुप समाज को 
एक अमर्यादित जन मानस को करवाने हेतु 
एक राम ये रूप दिखा रहा है ...
अनेकता में एकता के श्लोक को महज जिंव्हा से रट रहे 
एक मूर्छित अहंकारी को 
रामजी के माध्यम से प्रभु बस 
एक अंधकारमय श्यामदास को 
एक असल श्याम का ज्योतिर्मय रंग दिखा रहा है ...
कहीं ये पढ़कर आपको अपने स्वयं के भीतर कोई अवांछित अनुभूति तो नहीं हो रही साईं/माई ..??
हुई हो तो मुझे मुआफ करें की बाँदा तो नाम से ही है 
एक मन इश बद केस ;-)    
       

Thursday, November 1, 2012

दैनिक भात कड़ी

कृपया ये रचनात्मक टिपण्णी की तह तक पहुँचने के लिए आज दिनांक 01 नवम्बर, 2012 के दैनिक भास्कर समाचार पत्र के सम्पादकीय पेज पर प्रकाशित श्री अभिलाष खांडेकर जी का लेख "सवाल भाषायी राज्यों की पहचान का" एक बार ध्यान से पढ़ लें।

ये रचना समर्पित है दैनिक भास्करी पत्रकारों, लेखकों, संपादकों और पाठकों के लिए 
कृपा कर के कबूल फरमाएं

अभी_लाश के अभी_लाशा_पूर्ण सवाल और कुछ नहीं 
बस 
वसुधैव कुटुम्बकम को कुटिलतापूर्ण सीमाओं में बाँध लेने के 
अवांछित प्रयास हैं 
फिर 
वसुधा या वसुधित मानवों को खंडित करने के ये प्रयास
चाहे अंबेडकर जी से अज्ञानतावश हुए 
या 
प्रयासरत है कोई दूषित खांडेकर (खंड एकड़)


जान लो अच्छे से 
की परास्त ही नहीं अपितु दण्डित भी करेगा उसे 
एक दिन मेरा विलासित दांडेकर (दान देकर)    
चुपचाप कबूल कर लेना फिर 
तुम उस क़यामत के दिन
मेरे आका का अंतिम न्याय
घुटनों के बल टिक कर 
सुन रहे हो ना तुम दिल लगा कर 
अरे ओ !!
बहुजन समाज पार्टी का 
या
महाराष्ट्र नवनिर्माण सेना का 
उपहासपूर्ण (UP हास_पूर्ण) उपयोग करने वाले 
दृष्टिहीन दृष्टिविहीन अघोचर   
yes..yes...yes

MAN_IS BAD_KASE
till
मन is इश   
 Man is bad case....isnt it?

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

सुकून

MENTAL PEACE 


सुकून मेर लफ़्ज़ों में नहीं 
बस ...
एक फाँस का, 
या यूँ कहूँ के एक नश्तर का एहसास है, 
खामोश ही रह जाते हम बेदर्दी, 
शुक्र !!
के वो बर्दाश्त-ए -हुनर तेरे पास है। 

सही कहते हैं वो मियाँ jordon, 
की 
"जो भी में कहना चाहूँ 
बर्बाद करे अलफ़ाज़ मेरे",
चुप रह जाने का ही साड्डा हक़ अब तो बचा है पास मेरे 
ये तब ..
की जब कौन, क्या, कहाँ और क्यूँ हूँ में 
जैसे basic सवालों तक का जवाब नहीं है पास मेरे। 

तो फिर ..
अपने अहंकारी इल्म, रिद्धि-सिद्धि, 
ज्ञान-ध्यान, 
इश्क-जूनून, सेहत-सुकून के झूठे-मोठे राग 
आलाप रहा हूँ मैं किसलिए ..??

चुप करवाने में बरसों से लगा हुआ है 
ये ग़मगीन ज़माना मुझे, 
ना ही में मरता हूँ
और ना ही मेरी आती-जाती साँसों का 
कोई ख़ास मकसद नज़र आता है मुझे।

चलो ...
तब तक अपने होठों को सी लेता हूँ मैं
तब तक अपनी ज़हरीली जुबान को तालू से ही चिपका लेता हूँ मैं 
के जब तक के 
मौन-मर्यादा की नई कोई भाषा जनम नहीं ले लेती मुझमें। 

सुना है हमने,
की 
जुबान से अच्छी-अच्छी और मनमोहक बातें करने वाले तो 
कई अरब मिल जाते हैं इस दुनिया में हमें 
पर, 
उन बातों का ज़िन्दगी में अमल में ला कर जीने वाले 
फकत "नबी, वाली और चार यार" ही मिलते हैं इस जहान में हमें...
और बस इसीलिए, 
मेरे चुप रहने सम्बन्धी वादों को बहुत seriously मत ले लेना आप ;-)
की बस 
ग़ालिब की बादाखारी पर ही यकीन है हमें :-)  


     

You know...

The perfect mistook
The perfection
as a mistake
in search of that
mistaken perfection
which is indeed
a perfect mistake
- a perfect case of
mistaken identity it is...
is it not?


You do not stop to live
the day you become aware
that yes...you too are gonna die
Infact,
that becomes the day
when you really start to live
each and every moment of this life
just as it comes
you do not panic
you do not dream
you just start to live...

You just let silence speak for itself
in its own silent way
may be...its the lingo
the deaf n dumb understand...

You do not search for a drop of love
from the outside
you do not seek support, help, care
or understanding from the outside
you find it ridiculous
because you know
that yes...there flows a steady stream
of all these and more
in the inside...

You do not overtly worry about pitfalls
or roadblocks
or opinions
for you know for sure
that pitfalls surely await for them
whose minds are either focussed on the future
or are dwelling in the past
you just start to live in the present...

You do not try to become extra-ordinary
you know that you are unique
just as everybody n everything else is
you accept this uniqueness in all n sundry
as a common factor that not only unites you
with everything else with ease
but also makes you one with the one...

You do not look for opportunities
for you know that the opportunities are forever
for the one who learns to be totally present
in the Now&Here...

You do not live to seek or suck
instead you just live
giving n sharing comes naturally to you
just like that rose
who gives his all
even when he lives for a day...

You do not compromise or adjust
coz you find no grace
in changing yourself as per the situation
instead,
you change bcoz you are indeed
one integral part of that eternally changing phenomenon
called life...

You do not struggle to make yourself immortal
with time you realise
that dedication n perseverance
is what makes you realise
that yes...you were born perfect
but education n beliefs ruined you
but only as a Phoenix...

You do not rest in peace
neither do you plan in peace
you just trust time to be eternally just
no matter what time it is...

You do not wear masks
each different from the other
depending on the persona you meet
you, like a true lover
are just n honest in each n every relation...

You do not thrive for success
neither do you wish to be a failure
for you know deep in your heart
that they are all mental blocks
with a certain limitaion to them
you are aware that the limitless
cannot be mentally limited to one or other form
just as you cannot be
as bliss n blissful
are not two states of a limited mind...

You stop to be obedient
but you are not arrogant either
coz,
you know that obediency is
as much a trait required by
a Hitlersque mind
just as arrogancy is
a needless proposition displayed by
a Grothesque soldier...

You do not come under the control
of spoken word
for you cling not to them forever
you just take them for their merit in that moment
nothing more...nothing less...

You do not believe that
you are the writer
for deep down you know
that you are just a willing instrument
which feels blissful for being chosen by life
to write what it wants to write through you...

You do not hurt yourself by hating others
for you know that
hating others is the biggest hurt
that you can suffer yourself with...

You also know that you are
still full of expectations from the others
till you find them capable enough to hurt you
you just wish yourself freedom
from this hellish feeling of otherness...

You do not make a mockery of life
by living to gain rewards n titles from it
you just live for the pleasure of living
for you know that life has given you everything
without even sparing a thought
about your supposed deservedness...

You do not consider yourself a tree
bcoz you know that
the mist, the fog, the hallucination
of the mind is so great
that it considers an all seeking man
as an all giving tree...

You garner courage
you challenge prestige
you question well accepted beliefs
you break idols
that have been thrust upon you traditionally
you discover truth
you recognise un-truth
you declare it so
no matter how big it is...

You know that you know
only that much
that has compassionately agreed
to come under your observation
you know only that much
that you know as of now
but,
about the mystery of life
you know nothing...

Sunday, October 21, 2012

ये गरबे



ये गरबे हो रहे हैं
या 
तेरा नाम ले-लेकर 
ये छिछोरे हुल्ल्ड्बाज दिखा रहे हैं अपना असली चेहरा तुझको माई ..??

शोरगुल क्यूँकर इतना मचा रहे हैं 
ये रंगदार, ये रसूखदार माई ..??
क्या बहरे हुए हैं सारे माई के लाल और उनकी ताई ..??

युवतियां सजधज के अपनी सुन्दरता दिखाने को तत्पर लग रही हैं माई,
शाम ढलते ही अपनी अदाएं, अपने जलवे दिखा-दिखा कर इतर रहीं हैं माई,
गिनती हैं फिर आशिकों के नंबर,
क्या नहीं सीखे लोक-लाज और स्त्रैण शक्ति के गुण तुमसे माई ..??

युवक इन युवतियों को वासनामयी नजरों से घूरते चले जाते हैं तेरे दरबार में,
तेरी भक्ति, तेरी शक्ति, तेरे दीदार से क्या इन्हें कोई भी मतलब है माई ..??

नेतागण, इवेंट मैनेजर, इवेंट आर्गेनाइजर जैसे चतुर खिलाडियों की 

मनोकामनाएं पूरी होने की तो जैसे नौ रातें ढोल-धमाकों के साथ है आई
तुम अपनी ज्वाला, अपना रौद्र रूप कब दिखोगी माई ..??

  

Monday, October 8, 2012

पर्दा

 
 
"मेरे पीर, मेरे रहबर, मेरे मुर्शिद 
पंडित बेदार शाह वारसी
6 अक्टूबर 2012 को रात 11.57 बजे 
इस दुनिया से पर्दा कर गए 
इस जिस्मानी इन्तेकाल को ही सबकुछ समझ बैठे 
ये जाहिल और ये काहिल दैनिक भास्करी 
ठीक भी है के ये नादान, ये चर्मकार  
क्या ख़ाक जान सकेंगे  
रूहानी शक्तियों की अजल से चली आ रही अदाकारी ..."
दैनिक भास्कर नहीं 
ताड़कासुर हो तुम,
सफलता के अहंकार से पल-पल सड़ रहे हो तुम,
नेतागिरी का जलवा इतना व्याप्त हो चूका है तुम में,
की एक वारसी आत्मा के पूर्व पार्षद पद से ही चिपक कर रह गए हो तुम 
रणकेश्वर धाम मंदिर तो जैसे तुम्हे दिखाई ही नहीं पड़ता 
इस कदर लिंगत्व में डूब चुके हो तुम 
पप्पू के खुदा या विध्यार्थी का यार तो बहुत दूर 
इतने गैलिए हो चुके हो तुम
की 
वर्षो की तपस्या को एक रात में ही 
समाधी स्थल रचने की अधकचरी कहानी गढ देते हो तुम 
धिक्कार है तुम्हारे पत्रकारों और तुम्हारी मानसिक रूप से विकलांग पत्रकारिता पर 
ब्लैक मैलर्स के कुटिल खानदान बन गए हो तुम 
कहता है ये 
पंडित बेदार शाह वारसी का एक अदना सा मुरीद 
के हम वारसियों के रूहानी जलाल से बच के ही रहना तुम
या वारिस अल्लाह वारिस हक वारिस 
रहम वारिस करम वारिस दाता वारिस 
आमीन आमीन आमीन 
सुमामिन  
   

Tuesday, October 2, 2012

DB starts up the JOY OF GIVING WEEK in its own hilarious style...

Dear Sir,

i can very well understand the troublesome insecurity that the chewing tobacco makers, their staff or their chewers are going through because of the ban implied by 14 state governments on consumption, selling, marketing or production of Gutkha associations. i can also empathize with the biased view of Smokeless Tobacco Association which willfully chose to forget the government effort to caution cigarette smokers by making cigarette producers to themselves mention on each and every pack of cigarette that "SMOKING IS INJURIOUS TO HEALTH" which does not mean by applying any logical standard that government considers cigarette smoking anymore profitable than chewing tobacco. Not only that, the government also compels film makers to mention the caution in their films. Government has also banned cigarette smoking at public places or public transports but these facts are conveniently ignored by smokeless tobacco association.

Gutkha not only spreads diseases and unhealthiness in the mouth and body of tobacco chewers but also makes one spit its dirtiness all over our mother Nature. Moreover, just mindfully calculate and soulfully keep on observing the number of people who smoke cigarettes and how many cigarettes do they smoke in a day as compared to how many people including ladies chew tobacco and how many gutkas do they chew in a day and you will know the bigger culprit yourself.

Gutkha associations considering government ban implied on their industry as biased injustice with them or their business associates can be understood but nonetheless, it is the need of the hour to make people realize the ill and side effects of Gutkha till people grow up mature enough to know the causes and illness of the sick choice they chew every now and then.

What i completely fail to understand is the reason because of which the biggest newspaper group of India chooses to publish such a half-truth narrating advertisement of Smokeless Tobacco Association on the front page and that too just below the humble appeal of Mr Rameshchandra Agrawal regarding the JOY OF GIVING..??

Are the editors of dainik Bhaskar intellectual idiots or intelligent fools to commit such a blunder..??

Or

is it that they themselves are so busy with their powerful pictorial view of the society that they are no good at editing their own thought process by being alive and awake to the current situation..??

Is this what DB CHAIRMAN wants to give the society..??

Is this the infinite happiness of giving that Mr Rameshchandra Agrawal is writing about in his article..??

Is this his way of supporting GUTKHA SANGH  on Gandhi Jayanti just as Gandhiji supported CHARKHA SANGH by collecting money..??
Only difference being - Gandhi collected for people from people and Charman of DB is collecting for DB from people.

i think that the biggest newspaper group of India is the poorest group of India too or else why would it do such a hilarious thing.

Is it ethical business practice to compromise on human values when it comes to benefit our own pocket or bank balance..??

Well,
May be it is NOTHING but FREEDOM OF CHOICE.

watch out...
beware of the choice...         

Monday, October 1, 2012

An open letter to DAINIK BHASKAR

Dear Dainik Bhaskar,

This is just to lovingly show a mirror image to you, your reporters, your editors, your correspondents and your readers who are all part of this mass society called India. A mass which is as dirty, as cheap, as corrupt and as vindictive as its political leaders are. In fact, its a mass which deliberately indulges in such devilish reporting of news, so that it can find solace in the fact that the whole system is such and so am I.
Oh yes, in the process i see my own image too.

Your reporting, your titles depict your sick android thinking.

Now, today's front page picture title पाक को किया साफ़ clearly shows your hate towards Pakistan and Pakistanis. It also shows off your egoistic attitude which takes pleasure in hurting its opponents hilariously.It clearly nudes your culprit mind which just wants to spread chaos between two gaming nations by turning a game into war. It is done just in the same way as a Tv channel now a days is doing by showing SUR SHETRA music program as some kind of talent war. No wonder then that such channels term it as a talent HUNT.

When will you grow up Dainik Bhaskar..??
When, When, When..??

I ask you a simpler question now:

Why didn't you mockingly titled the next big photograph in your today's newspaper front page as पुरुषोत्तम गिर पड़े मोहन के कदमो में instead of compassionately or shrewdly or fearfully or diplomatically titling the fall down as संघ प्रमुख के सामने फिसल गए ..??

Are you not depicting your mental sickness, your double standard nature, your most unhygienic and most pervert diplomatic policy to support only that side which suits your business by purportedly using two different criteria while reporting two naturally common events..??

I do send this msgs to you daily morning on 09223177890 and also immediately get a server response saying, "Thank you for your valuable feedback. Dainik Bhaskar", but no human response is ever received. I do not need your mechanical, your technological, your server friendly response for my heartfelt feedback but please do HEAL UP YOURSELF, as soon as possible, if you can that is...
Plz do, Plz do, Plz do
and
Pleeeeeeez do it RIGHT NOW & HERE. 

Saturday, September 29, 2012

Oh my Shivani - GODLINESS IS DEAD !!

"Tell all your gods, all your devs, all your devo ke dev to destroy me. I am very upset and very very angry to observe the way they are devilishly creating, running and ruling this world. They are infact ruining their devotees and their lovers."


अरे ओ शिव !! 
तेरे होते हुए 
या
फिर तेरे सोते हुए 
होता आ रहा है 
हुआ है 
और 
हो रहा है 
कई सारी शिवानियों पर आए दिन ये अत्याचार ..??
या तो तू शिव  नहीं 
या 
तेरी इन शिवानियों को आया नहीं 
शिव शिव रटकर 
तुझे प्रसन्न रखने का व्यापार ..??
अब अगर जाग भी रहे हैं 
तेरे ये नागरिक पडोसी धर्म के प्रति 
या अब अगर दे भी रहा है तू 
हत्यारों और दुराचारियों को 
उनके किये की सजा
तो 
कर रहा है तू 
कौनसा एहसान या उपकार ..??
की 
कई सारी शिवानियाँ अब तक छोड़ चुकीं
या 
भुगत रहीं हैं 
तेरा ये निर्दयी, निर्मोही संसार ..
वक़्त पे न्याय नहीं कर सकता अगर तू 
या 
नहीं कर सकता तू मासूमों का बेडा पार 
तो 
क्या हक है तुझे 
हमें वर्तमान में जीने का सबक सीखाने का ..??
कैसा और कहाँ का महादेव है तू ..?/
और 
कब, क्यूँ और कैसे कहूँ में तुझे महाकाल ..??
मार डाल तू 
चाहे तो इस सवाली को 
अभी, यहीं और इसी वक़्त 
पर जान ले तू ये भी 
की 
मृत्यु उपरान्त भी शिवानी बन बन कर 
करता ही रहूँगा में तुझसे 
ये उचित/अनुचित सवाल ..
सोच मत, डर मत 
उठा ले तेरा त्रिशूल 
और 
कर ही डाल 
आज तू मेरा भी संहार ..
की 
बहुत हो चूका तेरा ये भरम 
तेरा ये नाटक 
नहीं चाहिए अब 
तेरा ये
निर्मोही और अस्तित्वहीन संसार ... 

  

Thursday, September 27, 2012

dainik bhaskri news of 27/09/2012

पूजारी कर रहें हीं भक्तों के साथ मक्कारी
और
प्रतिभा पाटिल माई भी
एक बेटे के फेर में शेष बच्चों से कर गई गद्दारी
कहीं मेडोना का मजाक पड़ रहा काफिरों पे भारी
तो खिन रफ़ी-लता के युगल गीतों को
कचहरी में हीना रब्बानी के संग सुनने की
फिरोज बिलावल कर रहें तैय्यारी
ये शौक़ है कुदरतन गुलजारी
अतः खान को किसी ने तो ना समझा तालिबान जरदारी
और इधर
फूलडोल ग्यारस पर भी छाई रही दिखावे की चिंगारी
अरे हुजुर
ये सब तो बस दैनिक भास्करी समाचार हैं
नहीं नहीं
ये नहीं कोई आंकड़े या आचार सरकारी
और
ना ही इस दीवाने वारसी की है कोई लाचारी
की
भेजता रहता है आपको sms या e-मेल
बन के आपके ध्यान का भिकारी
जैसे हो इश्क-ओ-ईमान की लाइलाज हमें बिमारी
दिल से करत है ये बकवास "मनीष बड़ बड़ कारी"

छि छि - DIRTY INDIANS


 छि छि - DIRTY INDIANS


थुकत चलत राम जन
रोवत हिंद मैय्या
गुटका खुद के ही गले उतार
मत डुबो हमरी नैय्या

तम्बाकू पान तू है खाए
पिचकारी उसकी बना-बना कर फिर 
तू जगह जगह है थूकत जाए
धरती माँ तेरा थूक गोद लेत-लेत 
घायल हो गई हिरनिया

अरे रुक जा रे बन्दे
अरे थम जा रे बन्दे
की तेरा थूक चाटत है तेरी ही मैय्या
जय धरती मैय्या !!

Sunday, September 23, 2012

"साब" याने की "साहब"




देख रहें हैं ना आप जनाब
दैनिक भास्करी ये अजाब !!
की भले ही रह चुकें हो आप 
कितने ही बड़े अटल बिहारी, George Fernandes या दिलीप कुमार "साब"
देर-सबेर ही सही 
पर एक दिन तो जरुर 
ढल ही जाता है 
आपके रुतबे का ये आफताब !! 
बटोर लें ताउम्र हम 
भले ही कितने बड़े-छोटे सामाजिक खिताब
एक दिन तो मगर दिल खोल कर पढना ही है 
खुदी, खुदाई और खुदा के रसूल की ये रूहानी किताब
तो फिर आज और अभी ही क्यूँ ना 
उतार लें ये धुल भरी जिल्द, ये नकाब ..??
और ये भी बाखूबी ये जान लें मेरे सरकार 
की 
ज़िक्र ये रोशनी के नूर का
इस गुलाम-ए-वारसी का हो सकता ही नहीं
ये तो है बस सल्ल्लाल्लाहू अलिहे वसल्लम का रकाब

Sunday, September 16, 2012

MAN IS BAD KASE: An open letter to Team India & Team Anna

MAN IS BAD KASE: An open letter to Team India & Team Anna: To, TEAM INDIA & TEAM ANNA NO POLY TRICKS PLEASE... i totally trust on Anna Hajare ji and his team's godly intentions but i also hav...

Man is bad case....isnt it?

An open letter to Team India & Team Anna

To,
TEAM INDIA & TEAM ANNA

NO POLY TRICKS PLEASE...
i totally trust on Anna Hajare ji and his team's godly intentions but i also have a firm belief on the fact that instead of a political party what we Indians truly need is our own individual and spiritual freedom from our own corrupt attitude or behaviour that we shamelessly adopt and indulge into in our day-to-day life.
This CANCER of social corruption that we Indians notoriously suffer with can be treated only when each and every Indian personally not only pleas but also performs religiously by staying away from the social disease or slavery of attaining name, fame, glory and money.
The ego dies a natural death when we honestly love our own spirit or mirror image. First and foremost we need to learn to wholeheartedly listen to the sacred voice of our own inner conscience. This voice, sound, music or brahmnaad of "OM" silently plays within us all the time.
We cannot expect to change the entire corrupt system or nation by changing or targeting just a few politicians. Remember, realize and understand consciously that these politicians too have not come from an alien world. They too have raised to become whatever they have become today by passing through our own selfish systemic society and are nonetheless intrinsic part of our own nation which we proudly call MERA BHAARAT MAHAAN.
These politicians most of the time behave in just as the same way as we Indians behave in our day-to-day life. Only difference is that they get a chance or an opportunity to get corrupt on a much larger level as compared to us tiny little Indians. They get crores of rupees to fulfill their egoistic desires as compared to our off the record earnings or savings of only a few thousand or a few lakh of rupees but that does not make us any less guilty of the crime.
Power corrupts us even more not because power is corrupt. It does so because deep down inside we are individually and intellectually corrupt. I am sure that team Anna is no more different from team India when it comes to our basic nature and if it is not so i would be very glad to eat my own words. I urge team Anna and team India to take up the challenge to prove me wrong as soon as possible so that i feel pride in pleading GUILTY, my Lord !!
To heal blood cancer what we really need is a leader who not only heals himself/herself but also leads the nation to heal each and every individual cell called Indian. We certainly need to improve the count of our white blood corpuscles (WBC) and also red blood corpuscles (RBC).
Amin
Sum Amin
Shivoham Shivoham Shivoham   

Sunday, September 9, 2012

बेचारे कुत्ते (POOR STREET DOGS)

बेचारे कुत्ते

(POOR STREET DOGS)




ममता जी नजरुल इस्लाम के पीछे पड़ी हैं
भाजपाई कांग्रेस और कांग्रेसियों के
मीडियाकर्मी हमारे
तो
क्रिकेटर्स सचिन की सचिनाई के पीछे पड़े हुए हैं
मनमोहन सिंह खुद मम्स(MMS) होते हुए भी
हमारे कंप्यूटर, सोशल साइट्स और SmS के
पीछे पड़ गए हैं
औए मन सदैव से इश के
पीछे ही रहा है


दैनिक भास्करी तो सदा
से
सफलतम कहलाने के होड़ में लगे ही हैं

म.न.से बिहारियों के पीछे पड़ा हुआ है
और सेना बाल ठकुराई के दिनों से ही पाकिस्तानियों के पीछे पड़ा हुआ है

राज उत्तर भारतियों में उद्धव द्वारा हथियाई सीट देख रहा है

फिर हमारे मोदी जी भी मोदेर्ण(modern) दिखाई देने में पीछे क्यूँ रहें

उन्हें भी तो PM बन्ने का चस्का लगा है....!!

 
ठीक भी है मेरे भाई...,
की
 जैसी जिसकी 
दृटी वैसे उसके कर्म
"जाकी रही भावना जैसीप्रभु 
मूरत दिखे वैसी"
पर...
सबकुछ समझ के भी ये ना जान पाया मेरे मनमंदिर का टॉमी(Tommy) के
बेचारे कुत्ते ने क्या बिगाड़ा है
काग्रेसी वक्ता G.K.हरिप्रसाद जी का
वे हमारे कुत्तेपन को कोस रहें हैं
या
दबंग 
भाजपाई नेता कैलाश विजयवर्गीय जी को  
नरेन्द्र मोदी जी को फालो करने से रोक रहें है
या फिर
 
ये भली भांति जानते-बूझते हुए भी

 की
ना तो
हम कोई ब्लॉग फालो करते है
और ना ही 
हमें बुद्धू कहा जा सकता है...

हम तो बस...

मस्त हो हो कर मजा ले रहें हैं monsoon का
या फिर रो रो कर भों भों करते फिरते हैं
रात की तनहाइयों में अपनी लैला को याद कर कर के
आप क्या जानो की 
कैसी होती है ये विरह की अग्नि
इश्क हो जाए जो मजनू को 
तो इश्वर भी लगने लगता है एक चतुर ठगनी...

परेशान होते हैं अगर हम
तो
बस नगर निगम की कुत्ता पकड गैंग से

गैंग्स ऑफ़ वासेपुर से भी जालिम होती है ये गैंग
या फिर
नाराज रहते हैं हम
विचित्र श्वानो के विचित्र मालिकों से
जो
पैदा करते हैं हम में भी नस्लवाद के भेद-भाव या फिर नहीं सुहाते हमें वो बेवफा नागरिक गण जो
हमारी वफादारी का सीला देते हैं दिखा के अपना फन
चलाते नज़र आते हैं हम मासूमों पे गन...
वर्ना तो हमें
ना राजनीति से ना राजनीतिज्ञों 
से
ना अधर्मियों ना धर्मियों से
ना समाज के ठेकेदारों से
ना पद के नशे में चूर अहंकारियों से ना सफलता के पुजारि
यों
से
ना MMS से


न SmS से
ना facebookers ना संक्षिप्त twitters से
क्रिकेटर्स से ना क्रिकेट से 
ना चुनावी किसी ticket से
और
ना ही किसी डकैत 
से 
कभी 
कोई मतलब
या
लेना-देना 
रहा है
ना कभी रहेगा ...
हम तो बस...
कुदरतन लिप्त रहना जानते हैं
अपनी अदाकारीयों में
अपनी वफादारियों में
कुत्ते की पूँछ की तरह 
क्यों जी,
ठीक कहा ना हमने..!!??!!

PLEASE DON'T HURT MY TOMMY ANYMORE (-;